My parents went to a planet with no bi-lateral symmetry
and all I got was this stupid F shirt.

gallifreyan:

L-RDaniel Radcliffe as Harry PotterBenedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock HolmesMatt Smith as The DoctorDaniel Craig as James BondPhilip Glenister as Gene Hunt
Avengers: United Kingdom

gallifreyan:

L-R

Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter
Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes
Matt Smith as The Doctor
Daniel Craig as James Bond
Philip Glenister as Gene Hunt


Avengers: United Kingdom

Source: gallifreyan

themarysue:

Peeta camouflage is not the answer to every problem. 

themarysue:

Peeta camouflage is not the answer to every problem. 

Source: ruinedchildhood

Text

When I was young, I couldn’t imagine being Old Enough to be in High School. When I was in High School I couldn’t imagine being Mature Enough to drive a car. While I drove a car, I couldn’t imagine being Responsible Enough to go to College. When I was in college I couldn’t imagine being Adult Enough to live on my own.

I felt some test needed to be passed, some right of passage would occur that would change me and allow me to do the things I would need to do. And yet no rite of passage came, no test was given, and still I drove cars, went to class, and paid rent.

It’s a ridiculously simple thing to realize, and yet so profound: growth doesn’t elicit change… change elicits growth. Through change, we become.

From Reddit.

From Reddit.

My profession would be: Archeologist. 
My significant other would be: Marty McFly.
My car would be: a Luck Dragon. 
My home would be: Clarissa’s bedroom.
My best friend would be: Artie, the strongest man (in the world). 
My backyard would be: Disneyland. 
All my dinners would include: Jack in the Box chicken strips smothered in ranch dressing. 
My kids would be named: Gwendolyn and Zelda. 
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From themarysue

My profession would be: Archeologist. 

My significant other would be: Marty McFly.

My car would be: a Luck Dragon. 

My home would be: Clarissa’s bedroom.

My best friend would be: Artie, the strongest man (in the world). 

My backyard would be: Disneyland. 

All my dinners would include: Jack in the Box chicken strips smothered in ranch dressing. 

My kids would be named: Gwendolyn and Zelda. 

From themarysue

Source: pleatedjeans

rene-art:

Observer
Abstract interpretation of the Great Horned Owl
Black ball point pen | App. 3.5 Hours. Larger View.

rene-art:

Observer

Abstract interpretation of the Great Horned Owl

Black ball point pen | App. 3.5 Hours. Larger View.

Source: rene-art

Goldfish Princess by ~YummyKitty

Goldfish Princess by ~YummyKitty

Sweet Like Candy To My Soul: Dear Customer who stuck up for his little brother,

sweetupndown:

you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you.


Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. The…

Source: sweetupndown9

thedailywhat:

World’s Longest Thing of the Day: A male couple bested five hetero rivals to claim the Guinness World Record for world’s longest kiss.

The long-lasting lovers smooched for 50 straight hours at a Valentine’s Day event in Pattaya, Thailand, beating the previous record by nearly four hours.

For their sore lips the proud winners took home a diamond ring and a 200,000 baht (~$6666) hotel gift voucher.

[telegraph.]

Source: thedailywhat

seaotterpop:

Mom’s toys

seaotterpop:

Mom’s toys

Source: seaotterpop